snuffboxisdead:

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daddydelvesdeep:

Party on isle 15.

My kind of store

Oh Home Depot…

Home Depot has all my needs for my queer BDSM parties. Cool. 

I once had the idea to make a porno where a bunch of queers are set loose in a large Home Depot-like store with some amount of money, and their goal is to improvise sex toys to use on each other afterwards.  Of course, I don’t have the money, energy, or motivation to put that into action.

Like…it’s…it’s all there. The whole place is a fantasy wonderland of sex and violence. If it isn’t good for fucking someone it’s good for stashing in your bag in case you need to brain someone. We call it Bone Depot

(Source: mymindisodd, via saschaeatsteeth)